Monty Python pt 4

TV Presenter: And now a precision display of bad temper.
[soldiers all yell in unison]
Soldiers: My goodness me! I am in a bad temper today, two three! Damn damn, two three! I am vexed and ratty, two three! And hopping mad!
[soldiers stamp feet on ground angrily]
TV Presenter: And now, the men of the Second Armored Division with their famous close order swanning about.
Sergeant: Squad… *Camp* it *up*!
[soldiers all chant in unison while mincing]
Soldiers: Ooh, get her! Whoops, I’ve got your number ducky, you couldn’t afford me dear, two three. I’ll scratch your eyes out! Don’t come the Brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don’t look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. Oooh!

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