Daily Archives: April 16, 2011

Monty Python pt 14

Chief Superintendent Lookout: [Inspector Tiger has been murdered] This house is surrounded. I must ask that no-one leave the room. I’m Chief Superintendent Lookout.
Lady Velloper: Lookout?
Chief Superintendent Lookout: [jumps] What, where? Oh, me, Lookout. Lookout of the Yard.
Lady Velloper: Why, what would we see?
Chief Superintendent Lookout: I’m sorry?
Lady Velloper: What would we see if we look out of the yard?
Chief Superintendent Lookout: …I’m afraid I don’t follow that at all. Aha. The body. So the murderer must be somebody in this room. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one.
[starts laughing]
Chief Superintendent Lookout: Lookout of the Yard! Very good. Right, now we’ll reconstruct the crime. I’ll sit down here. Constable, you turn off the lights.
[lights out]
Chief Superintendent Lookout: Good. Now then, there was a scream, aaahhhhhhhhhh! Then just before the lights went up, there was a shot.
[a shot, lights on. Lookout has an arrow through his neck, poison in his lap, and bullet in his head]
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer: All right… all right, the house is surrounded and nobody leave the room and all the rest of it. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Assistnat Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer.
All: Theresamanbehindyer?
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer: Ah, you’re not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right, let’s reconstruct the crime. Constable, you be Inspector Tiger.
Policeman: Right, sir. Nobody leave the room ask shall. Somebody I leave nobody in the room body shall. Take the tablets Tigerbody.
[clapping from the others]
Policeman: Alself me to myduce introlow left body in the roomself.
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer: Good, very good. Just sit down there. Right, now we’ll pretend the lights have gone out. Constable, you scream.
[constable screams]
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer: Somebody shoots you…
[shoots constable point-blank]
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer: and the door opens…
Chief Constable Fire: Nobody move. I’m Chief Constable Fire.
All: Fire?
Chief Constable Fire: [jumps] Where? Where?

Christian Democracy blogs in America

I see all these Christian movements in the US voting republican. I guess John Birch Society values are all good for the republican party. The top religious population in the United States is conservative. The reason why I let Christians get away with all their high hitcounter counts, because Islam is 100 times worse than Christianity. The two religions are at war. Islam is like Satan’s religion (mirror). Islam law, those who don’t agree with their religion are to be killed. I am ex-Lutheran however, now agnostic. I was Lutheran for 15 years. I had to dress up every week and sing. I know why churches exist. Churches exist as an alternative to the Lion’s Club or vice versa.

I don’t see why religion takes command in tea party politics when you cannot have Christian democracy like Canada/EU with our separation of church and state in the Constitution. These websites get shit loads of hits just for being religious anti-Obama citizens. I seriously wonder about these websites being cults