Daily Archives: April 1, 2011

Mounty Python pt 22

Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this… uh… tobacconist.
Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco… um… cigarettes.
Hungarian: Ja! “Ci-ga-ret-ta”! Uh… My hovercraft if full of eels.
[pause]
Hungarian: My hovercraft
[motions “cigarettes”]
Hungarian: is full of eels.
[motions “matches”]
Tobacconist: Oh! Matches! Matches.
Hungarian: Ja! Ja, ja. Uh… do you *WA*nt… do you *WA*nt to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!
Tobacconist: I don’t think you’re using that right.
Hungarian: You great poohft.
Tobacconist: Uh, that will be 66 please.
Hungarian: If I said you had beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I… I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist: M-may I?
Hungarian: Ja! Ja!
[gives book to Tobacconist]
Tobacconist: Costs 6 and 6… costs 6 and… ah, here we are!
[Tobacconist says something in Hungarian, causing the Hungarian to punch him in the face. A police officer comes rushing into the store]
Police Officer: What’s going on here then?
Hungarian: [to police officer] You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Tobacconist: He hit me!
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.
Police Officer: [angry] RIGHT!
[Hungarian dragged away by police officer]
Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!

the anime blog

http://animemidwesterner.wordpress.com

Thought I come across some group on wordpress into that sort of thing because I seen 15 others. They were hardcore fan sites though, and I am not nearly hardcore. I got into anime more on the role playing videogame side of things in 2000. Then 10 years later I got Cowboy Bebop series, because Roger Ebert was a fan who gets the most followers of any film critic. This is two years after seeing most the awesome and nontrashy stuff on DirecTV.

Donald Trump makes a good President

Donald Trump is anti-war. I think he is right about the US spending billions on the Afgan War and IRaq war. I think he is right about putting a 25% tax on Chinese imports for stealing all our jobs. I think he is right about the regulations of the US Government. There may be something on Barack Hussein Obama’s Birth certificate like his Muslim middle name? That his father was a marxist-leninist type. That he had connections with Frank Marshal Davis in Hawaii and became a Trotskyist who liked Deflected Permanent Revolution.